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Make a Movie 姓

KEYWORD:

Surname

Pinyin:

xìng

Actor:

xi-  Female

Set:

-(e)ng

Room within Set:

Bathroom or Backyard

Prop(s):

女 Inspiring Woman of Your Choice

生 Baby Jesus  



 
 
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Comments   4

Thomas Brand

Eve (女) is standing in the garden of my -eng set. The xi actor introduces herself.
“Hello darling! I’m Sharon Osbourne. Who are you?”
“I’m Eve.”
“But what’s your surname? Smith? Jones?”
“I’m just Eve. There’s no surname.”
This blows Sharon’s mind. Literally. A Big Bang cosmic explosion (生) takes place where her head was.

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Alex Heslop

In the backyard of my first house after uni, Michelle Obama (女) and the Baby Jesus (生) are having an argument about who has the most famous surname. Shania Twain (xi-) is there to make the decision, and Michelle puts forward a convincing case. She is a First Lady and an Obama after all. The Baby Jesus is the son of God, but he can’t speak yet and just babbles away. Shania decides that given their arguments, Michelle wins, and announces is it with her typical American style “Man, I think it’s the woman” (*song ensues*)...

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Chad Ressler

Set: Current home where I got ENGgaged (Backyard)
Actor: Shauna (my now wife)
Props: Pink Lingerie and Baby Jesus

I come home from work and as i come through the gate into our backyard, I see my wife Shauna standing there in pink lingerie. She is busy setting up a Christmas manger scene and is holding baby Jesus. She informs me that she ran a very special errand today and shows me a new social security card with her SURNAME changed to Ressler. She lays baby Jesus in the manger, and...well....we go inside.....

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MB Team

This is where Luke and Phil talked about your question in the Mandarin Blueprint Podcast:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckyqHHyCq9k&t=2932s

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