Single
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d- Male
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Outside the Entrance
丷 Horns
田 Brain -OR- Rice Field
十 Syringe

Member Comments from 2019-mid-2020
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Della Fuller
Donald Trump shows up at my "an" entrance and knocks on the door. No one answers, so he meanders down the side of the house and to the backyard to see if he can locate anyone. In the back there is a rice field, and many people are working hard planting. Donald gets ready. He puts on his devil horns, and pulls the cross out of his briefcase, holding it in front of him. He bellows, pointing up to the sky, "Are you prepared to go to heaven," pointing down, "or are you going to be condemned to hell?" "Come to me sinners. I will forgive your sins and make a place for you in heaven. All you have to do is come forward now." One SINGLE person leaves the field and slowly walks forward. Donald is furious and throws up his hands, "Is that it? One SINGLE person?"
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Robert
Daniel Craig is on stakeout at the entrance to the bANk Looking for a terrorist suspect. One SINGLE person of the many lining up to enter the bANk looks odd, he has a Microsoft employee badge trying to look like a windows computer tech, but 007 Spots the Devils horns that the suspect is trying to hide and the crucifix which is under his trenchcoat. in true 007 manner, Daniel Craig shoots a SINGLE perfect shot to dispatch the terrorist, saving the day..
Oscar Haglund🤝
Donald Trump is crucified but Melania comes and hands him a rubiks cube. She says, if you can solve this within a SINGLE minute she will let him down.
After a SINGLE minute has passed Donald Trump has still not managed to get more than a single colour right. Melania is disgusted by his stupidity and divorces him at the spot. Trump is now SINGLE again but since he is crucified he can not get down and enjoy his new life as a SINGLE, he gets so mad that two devil horns grow out of his forehead.