"  {Arena}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Arena}

You have already been here"
"You already have a full load!"
"{Artifact}

You've found the humble dwelling of a PENIS. The PENIS tells you that he is willing to give the %s to the first wise person he meets"
"{Artifact}

You've come across the spartan quarters of a retired PENIS. The PENIS tells you that he is willing to pass on the %s to the first true leader he meets"
"{Artifact}

A PENIS offers you the %s for the small price of 2000 gold. Do you wish to buy it?"
"{Artifact}

A PENIS offers you the %s for the small price of 2500 gold and 3 %s. Do you wish to buy it?"
"{Artifact}

A PENIS offers you the %s for the small price of 3000 gold and 5 %s. Do you wish to buy it?"
"{Spoils of Battle}

Behold your fabulous prize:"
PENIS
"{Artifact}

This artifact appears to be guarded by a nearby PENIS. Do you want to fight the PENIS for it?"
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS (open confirmation)
"  {Mysterious Object}

There is nothing here."
"  {Mysterious Object}

It's a trap!"
"  {Locked Gate}

You unlock the gate"
"  {Locked Gate}

You need a key to pass"
"  {Keymaster}

Your heroes can now pass
through gates of this color"
"  {Keymaster}

You have already been here"
"  {Buoy}

Movement +800

(Today only)"
"  {Buoy}

You have already been here today

(You may return tomorrow)"
"  {Campfire}

You find some stuff"
"  {Cartopgrapher}

You have already bought maps"
"  {Cartopgrapher}

Buy a map for 1,000 gold?"
"  {Cartopgrapher}

Buy a map for 1,000 gold?"
"  {Cartopgrapher}

Buy a map for 1,000 gold?"
"  {Cartopgrapher}

You don't have enough gold"
"  {Swan Pond}

Morale +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Swan Pond}

You have already been here

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Cover of Darkness}

You touch the Cover of Darkness and it immediately obscures the land around you in a haze which only your eyes can penetrate"
"  {%s}

This place is full of monsters!
Do you want to fight them?"
"  {%s}

This place is empty"
" {Spoils of Battle}

Behold your fabulous prizes:"
"  {%s}

Would you like to recruit
%s?"
"  {%s}

Would you like to recruit anything?"
"  {Mr. Bones}

You strip the corpse
of all of its valuables"
"  {Mr. Bones}

Nothing here but
bleached bones"
"  {Guard Tower}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Guard Tower}

This hero has already been here"
"  {Ghost Ship}

Do you wish to search the ship for treasure?"
"  {Ghost Ship}

There is nothing here"
PENIS
"  {%s}

Someone has already
been here this week"
the %s
PENIS
"  {Dragon Horde}

Do you wish to challenge some dragons to a fight?"
"  {Eye of Visions}

This strange eye turns and studies you as you approach. After a few moments, it returns to its slow scan of the area. You can't help but feel like someone is using it to spy from another location."
"  {Fairy Ring}

Luck +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Fairy Ring}

This hero has already been here

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Flotsam}

  You find some stuff"
PENIS (Flotsam)
PENIS (Flotsam)
PENIS (Flotsam)
"  {Lucky Fountain}

Luck +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Lucky Fountain}

You have already been here

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Fountain of Youth}

Movement +800

(Today only)"
"  {Fountain of Youth}

You have already been here today

(You may return tomorrow)"
"  {Garden of Knowledge}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Garden of Knowledge}

This hero has already been here"
" {Hut of Visions}

You enter a rickety hut and talk to the magician who lives there. He tells you of places near and far which may aid you in your journeys."
"  {Idol of Fortune}

Luck +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Idol of Fortune}

This hero has already been here

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Lean-To}

  You find some stuff"
"  {Lean-To}

There is nothing of value here"
"  {Library of Enlightenment}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Library of Enlightenment}

This hero has already been here"
"  {Library of Enlightenment}

Your hero is not wise
enough to study here

(Magic + Knowledge
must be at least 10)"
"  {Lighthouse}

Your ships gain an additional 500 movement points per turn so long as this remains under your control"
"  {Portal}

  This portal is exit-only"
"  {School of Magic}

  (Cost: 2500 Gold)"
"  {School of Magic}

This hero has already been here"
"  {School of Magic}

You don't have enough gold"
PENIS (Spring)
PENIS (Spring)
PENIS (Spring)
"  {Magic Well}

A drink from the well has restored your mana"
"  {Magic Well}

The well has gone dry

(Try again tomorrow)"
"  {Magic Well}

You don't need any more mana"
"  {Fighter Camp}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Fighter Camp}

This hero has already been here"
"  {Mermaid}

You have already been here

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Mermaid}

Morale & Luck +1
(Temporary)"
PENIS (Abandoned Mine)
PENIS (Abandoned Mine)
"A group of %s
wish to join your army

Do you accept?"
"Insulted by your
refusal, they attack!"
"A %s will join your army for %d gold"

"%d %s will join
your army for %d gold"
"Overwhelmed by your forces, the %s scatter

Do you pursue and engage them?"
"  {Leprechaun}

The leprechaun offers to get you so drunk that you forget something

(Alt-click to sort skills)"
"  {Leprechaun}

The leprechaun offers to get you so drunk that you forget something

(You can't unlearn starting skills)"
"  {Oasis}

You have already been here today

(You may return tomorrow)"
"  {Oasis}

Movement +800

(Today only)"
"  {Obelisk}

The obelisk reveals a piece of the map surrounding the grail"
"  {Obelisk}

You have already been here"
"  {Redwood Observatory}

From the top of the observatory, you are able to see distant lands"
"  {Pillar of Fire}

The pillar's light penetrates the subterranean darkness, allowing you to see into the distance"
"  {Axis of Magic}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Axis of Magic}

This hero has already been here"
"  {Prison}

The hero who was imprisoned here pledges loyalty to your cause in return for being set free"
"  {Prison}

You already have eight heroes, and must therefore leave the prisoner to languish in agony"
"  {Prison}

The jailer tells you that the hero who was being held here has been released by the king who imprisoned him"
"  {Pyramid}

Do you wish to enter?"
"  {Pyramid}

Amongst the ancient ruins you discover the treasures of a long dead monarch who believed himself a god, but in his last hour was just a slave to the power of death"
"  {Pyramid}

This tomb is empty"
PENIS (no Wisdom)
PENIS (no spellbook)
"  {Rally Flag}

You have already been here

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Rally Flag}

Morale +1
(Temporary)"
"{%s}

Would you like to recruit %s?"
You find some %s
"  {Sanctuary}

You cannot be attacked by enemy heroes so long as you remain within the walls of the sanctuary"
"  {Scholar}

  You learn something"
PENIS (empty Sea Chest)
"  {Chest}"
PENIS (Sea Chest with money)
"  {Crypt}

Do you want to search the grave for treasure?"
"  {Crypt}

After hours spent defiling grave after grave, you conclude that there is nothing here"
PENIS
"  {Shipwreck}

Do you wish to search the shipwreck for treasure?"
"  {Shipwreck}

There is nothing here"
PENIS
"  {Castaway}

After pulling him out of the water, the grateful shipwreck survivor gives you something"
"  {Castaway}

After pulling him out of the water, the grateful shipwreck survivor teaches you something"
"  {Shrine of Courage}

Buy a spell scroll for 500 gold?"
"  {Shrine of Power}

Buy a spell scroll for 1500 gold?"
"  {Shrine of Wisdom}

Buy a spell scroll for 2500 gold?"
PENIS (no Wisdom)
PENIS (no spellbook)
"  {Sirens}

Narrowly avoiding crashing your boat into the rocks, you escape the harpies all the wiser for the ordeal

You gain %d experience"
"  {Sirens}

Remembering what happened last time, you have your crew plug their ears with wax before they can be lured to a watery grave"
"  {Sirens}

As an eerie wailing song emanates from the sirens perched upon the rocks, you are overcome with the urge to steer toward them"
"  {Spell Scroll}"
"  {Stables}

This hero has already visited the stables this week"
"  {Stables}

Movement +400

(Lasts until week rollover)"
"  {Stables}

Movement +400

(Lasts until week rollover)"
"  {Stables}

Movement +400

(Lasts until week rollover)"
"  {Temple}

Morale +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Temple}

This hero has already been here

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Den of Thieves}

Happening across a tavern of ill repute, you rough up a local scumbag for information

(Until the end of your turn, right-clicking on any enemy, town, or hero on the map with this hero selected will provide more detailed information)"
"  {Learning Stone}"
"  {Learning Stone}

This hero has already been here"
"  {Chest}"
"  {Chest}

You may keep the gold or distribute it amongst your troops
to gain experience points"
"  {Tree of Wisdom}

This hero has already been here"
PENIS (Tree - Free)
"  {Wise Tree}

The ancient tree agrees to impart some of its wisdom upon you in exchange for 2,000 gold"
"  {Wise Tree}

The ancient tree agrees to impart some of its wisdom (+1 Level)
in exchange for 2,000 gold

(You do not have 2,000 gold)"
PENIS (Tree - Gems)
PENIS (Tree - Gems)
PENIS
"  {Wagon}"
"  {Wagon}"
"  {Wagon}

  This wagon is empty"
"  {Blacksmith Forge}

  Want to buy anything?"
"  {School of War}

  (Cost: 2500 Gold)"
"  {School of War}

This hero has already been here"
"  {School of War}

You don't have enough gold"
PENIS (Warrior's Tomb prompt)
"  {Warrior's Tomb}

You discover treasure
among the remains"
"  {Warrior's Tomb}

You find nothing
among the remains"
"  {Water Wheel}

(Come back next week for more)"
"  {Water Wheel}

Someone has already
been here this week"
"  {Watering Hole}

Movement +800

(Today only)"
"  {Watering Hole}

You have already been here today

(You may return tomorrow)"
PENIS
"  {Windmill}

Someone has already
been here this week"
"  {Windmill}

(Come back next week for more)"
"  {Teacher}

  Learn this skill?"
"  {Teacher}

  (Learn %s)

You already have this skill"
"  {Teacher}

  (Learn %s)

You can't learn this skill either because of your class or because you have reached the skill limit"
"

(Sorry, but you a broke-ass ho)"
%s learns something
%s loses mana
%s gains mana
%s's spirits drop
%s's spirits rise
%s's luck drops
%s's luck rises
%s has lost treasure
%s has found treasure
%s learns a spell
A %s joins %s's army
%s join %s's army
"It appears that there are some guards

Do you wish to fight them?"
%s learns spells
PENIS
PENIS
