"  {Arena}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Arena}

You have already been here."
"You already have a full load!"
"{Artifact}

You've found the humble dwelling of a PENIS. The PENIS tells you that he is willing to give the %s to the first wise person he meets."
"{Artifact}

You've come across the spartan quarters of a retired PENIS. The PENIS tells you that he is willing to pass on the %s to the first true leader he meets."
"{Artifact}

A PENIS offers you the %s for the small price of 2000 gold. Do you wish to buy it?"
"{Artifact}

A PENIS offers you the %s for the small price of 2500 gold and 3 %s. Do you wish to buy it?"
"{Artifact}

A PENIS offers you the %s for the small price of 3000 gold and 5 %s. Do you wish to buy it?"
"{Spoils of Battle}

Behold your fabulous prize:"
PENIS
"  {Artifact}

This artifact appears to be guarded by a nearby PENIS. Do you want to fight the PENIS for it?"
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
"  {Pandora's Box}

Do you wish to open the box?"
"  {Pandora's Box}

The map creator either forgot to put something in here or is a dick.

Either way, it's empty."
"  {Pandora's Box}

  It's a trap!"
"  {Border Guard}

""Welcome,"" says the guard as you approach. ""I have received word from the keymaster of your arrival. Do you wish to pass?"""
"  {Border Guard}

""No one told me of your coming,"" says the guard. ""I cannot let you pass without approval from the keymaster."""
"  {Keymaster's Tent}

""Ah, finally someone worthy."" says the keymaster. ""I shall send word immediately to the Border Guard that you be allowed to pass."""
"  {Keymaster's Tent}

The keymaster recognizes you as you approach. ""I have already sent word that you be allowed to pass,"" he says. ""Begone from here."""
"  {Buoy}

Movement +800

(Today only)"
"  {Buoy}

You have already been here today.

(You may return tomorrow)"
"  {Campfire}

You find some stuff."
"  {Cartopgrapher}

You have already bought maps."
"  {Cartopgrapher}

Buy a map for 1,000 gold?"
"  {Cartopgrapher}

Buy a map for 1,000 gold?"
"  {Cartopgrapher}

Buy a map for 1,000 gold?"
"  {Cartopgrapher}

You don't have enough gold"
"  {Swan Pond}

Morale +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Swan Pond}

You have already been here.

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Cover of Darkness}

You touch the Cover of Darkness and it immediately obscures the land around you in a haze which only your eyes can penetrate."
"  {%s}

Do you want to fight the
guards for their treasure?"
"  {%s}

This place is empty."
" {Spoils of Battle}

Behold your fabulous prizes:"
"  {%s}

Would you like to recruit
%s?"
"  {%s}

Would you like to recruit anything?"
"  {Mr. Bones}

  You find the"
"  {Mr. Bones}

  There is nothing here."
"  {Guard Tower}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Guard Tower}

This hero has already been here."
"  {Ghost Ship}

Do you wish to search the derelict ship for treasure?"
"  {Ghost Ship}

Someone else has already been here, and you leave feeling disheartened."
PENIS
"  {%s}

Someone has already
been here this week."
the %s
PENIS
"  {Dragon Horde}

Do you wish to challenge some dragons to a fight?"
"  {Eye of Visions}

This strange eye turns and studies you as you approach. After a few moments, it returns to its slow scan of the area. You can't help but feel like someone is using it to spy from another location."
"  {Fairy Ring}

Luck +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Fairy Ring}

This hero has already been here.

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Flotsam}

  There is nothing of value here"
"  {Flotsam}

  You find some wood"
"  {Flotsam}

  You find some stuff."
"  {Flotsam}

  You find some stuff."
"  {Lucky Fountain}

Luck +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Lucky Fountain}

You have already been here.

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Fountain of Youth}

Movement +800

(Today only)"
"  {Fountain of Youth}

You have already been here today.

(You may return tomorrow)"
"  {Garden of Knowledge}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Garden of Knowledge}

This hero has already been here."
"  {Arena}

Your hero is not strong
enough to fight here.

(Attack + Defense
must be at least 10)"
"  {Idol of Fortune}

Luck +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Idol of Fortune}

This hero has already been here.

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Lean-To}

  You find some stuff."
"  {Lean-To}

There is nothing of value here."
"  {Library of Enlightenment}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Library of Enlightenment}

This hero has already been here."
"  {Library of Enlightenment}

Your hero is not wise
enough to study here.

(Magic + Knowledge
must be at least 10)"
"  {Lighthouse}

Your ships gain an additional 400 movement points per turn so long as this remains under your control."
"  {Portal}

  This portal is exit-only"
"  {School of Magic}

  (Cost: 2500 Gold)"
"  {School of Magic}

This hero has already been here."
"  {School of Magic}

You don't have enough gold."
PENIS (Spring)
PENIS (Spring)
PENIS (Spring)
"  {Magic Well}

A drink from the well has restored your mana."
"  {Magic Well}

The well has gone dry.

(Try again tomorrow)"
"  {Magic Well}

You don't need any more mana."
"  {Fighter Camp}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Fighter Camp}

This hero has already been here."
"  {Mermaid}

You have already been here.

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Mermaid}

Morale & Luck +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Abandoned Mine}

This mine appears to be infested with Troglodytes.

Do you wish to enter?"
"  {Abandoned Mine}

This mine has been restored to production under your control."
"A group of %s
wish to join your army.

Do you accept?"
"Insulted by your refusal, the creatures attack!"
"A %s will join your army for %d gold."

"%d %s will join
your army for %d gold."
"Overwhelmed by your forces, the %s scatter.

Do you pursue and engage them?"
"  {Dancing Leprechaun}

(Come back next week for more)"
"  {Dancing Leprechaun}

Someone has already
been here this week."
"  {Oasis}

You have already been here today.

(You may return tomorrow)"
"  {Oasis}

Movement +800

(Today only)"
"  {Obelisk}

The obelisk reveals a piece of the map surrounding the grail."
"  {Obelisk}

You have already been here."
"  {Redwood Observatory}

From the top of the observatory, you are able to see distant lands."
"  {Pillar of Fire}

The pillar's light penetrates the subterranean darkness, allowing you to see into the distance."
"  {Star Axis}

(Permanent increase)"
"  {Star Axis}

This hero has already been here."
"  {Prison}

The hero who was imprisoned here pledges loyalty to your cause in return for being set free."
"  {Prison}

You already have eight heroes, and must therefore leave the prisoner to languish in agony."
"  {Prison}

The jailer tells you that the hero who was being held here has been released by the king who imprisoned him."
"  {Pyramid}

Do want you search the pyramid?"
"  {Pyramid}

An ancient glyph on the wall reveals the incantations for a powerful spell:

  "
"  {Pyramid}

Someone has already disturbed this tomb, and the spirits within are none too happy with the constant disruptions to their eternal slumber."
"

...but you lack the Wisdom to understand it."
"

...but you have no spellbook."
"  {Rally Flag}

You have already been here.

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Rally Flag}

Morale +1
(Temporary)"
"{%s}

Would you like to recruit %s?"
You find some %s
"  {Sanctuary}

You cannot be attacked by enemy heroes so long as you remain within the walls of the sanctuary."
"  {Scholar}

  You learn something"
"  {Sea Chest}

  This chest is empty."
"  {Sea Chest}"
"  {Sea Chest}"
"  {Crypt}

Do you want to search the grave for treasure?"
"  {Crypt}

After hours spent defiling grave after grave, you conclude that there is nothing here."
PENIS
"  {Shipwreck}

Do you wish to search the shipwreck for treasure?"
"  {Shipwreck}

Someone else has already been here, and you leave feeling disheartened."
PENIS
"  {Castaway}"
"  {Castaway}

You have no room in your backpack."
"  {Shrine of Magic Courage}

Anyone who visits this shrine may
learn the spell contained within:

"
"  {Shrine of Magic Power}

Anyone who visits this shrine may
learn the spell contained within:

"
"  {Shrine of Magic Wisdom}

Anyone who visits this shrine may
learn the spell contained within:

"
"

(Wisdom is required to learn this spell)"
"

(You have no spellbook)"
"  {Sirens}

An eerie wailing song emanates from the sirens perched upon the rocks. Some of your units fall under their spell, dive into the water, and drown.

You gain %d experience."
"  {Sirens}

Remembering what happened last time, you have your crew stop up their ears with wax before the sirens lure them to a watery grave."
"  {Sirens}

As the sirens sing their eerie song, your small, determined army manages to overcome the urge to dive headlong into the sea."
"  {Spell Scroll}"
"  {Stables}

This hero has already visited the stables this week"
"  {Stables}

Movement +400

(Lasts until week rollover)"
"  {Stables}

Movement +400

(Lasts until week rollover)"
"  {Stables}

Movement +400

(Lasts until week rollover)"
"  {Temple}

Morale +1
(Temporary)"
"  {Temple}

This hero has already been here.

(Return after fighting a battle)"
"  {Thieves' Den}

Happening across a tavern of ill repute, you rough up a local scumbag for information.

(Until the end of your turn, right-clicking on any enemy, town, or hero on the map with this hero selected will provide more detailed information.)"
"  {Learning Stone}"
"  {Learning Stone}

This hero has already been here."
"  {Chest}"
"  {Chest}

You may keep the gold or distribute it amongst your troops
to gain experience points"
"  {Tree of Wisdom}

This hero has already been here."
PENIS (Tree - Free)
"  {Wise Tree}

The ancient tree agrees to impart some of its wisdom upon you in exchange for 2,000 gold"
"  {Wise Tree}

The ancient tree agrees to impart some of its wisdom (+1 Level)
in exchange for 2,000 gold

(You do not have 2,000 gold)"
PENIS (Tree - Gems)
PENIS (Tree - Gems)
PENIS
"  {Wagon}"
"  {Wagon}"
"  {Wagon}

  This wagon is empty"
"  {War Machine Factory}

  Want to buy anything?"
"  {School of War}

  (Cost: 2500 Gold)"
"  {School of War}

This hero has already been here."
"  {School of War}

You don't have enough gold."
"  {Tomb}

You have come upon the resting place of a nameless warrior.

Do you wish to search it?"
"  {Tomb}

You discover an artifact among the remains."
"  {Tomb}

You find nothing among the remains."
"  {Water Wheel}

(Come back next week for more)"
"  {Water Wheel}

Someone has already
been here this week."
"  {Watering Hole}

Movement +800

(Today only)"
"  {Watering Hole}

You have already been here today.

(You may return tomorrow)"
PENIS
"  {Windmill}

Someone has already
been here this week."
"  {Windmill}

(Come back next week for more)"
"  {Teacher}

  Learn this skill?"
"  {Teacher}

  (Learn %s)

You already have this skill."
"  {Teacher}

  (Learn %s)

You can't learn this skill either because of your class or because you have reached the skill limit."
"

(You already know this spell)"
%s learns something.
%s loses magical energy.
%s gains magical energy.
%s's spirits drop.
%s's spirits rise.
%s's luck takes a turn for the worse.
%s's luck increases.
%s has lost treasure.
%s has found treasure.
%s learns a spell.
A %s joins %s's army.
%s join %s's army.
"It appears that there are some guards. Do you wish to fight them?"
%s learns spells.
PENIS
PENIS
